Hooray, I went running yesterday for the first time in 6 weeks. I am happy to have exercise a part of my life again! More than that though, I'm happy and have enough energy to even want to exercise.
The jokes from the guys at work are continually increasing in frequency and in obnoxiousness. haha. Here are the things that have been said to me this week by my friendly male employees.
ring ring *phone
Unnamed male boss: "Angela, can you come waddle over to my office real fast?"
Angela: "Can I what...?!"
Unnamed male boss: "Angela, here is a flyer for a UNLV women's football camp. You should go since you are going to be the size of a football player soon."
Unnamed male boss: "We should have an office poll to see how much weight you gain!"
Angela: "No, not a good idea. You better hope I'm the cutest pregnant person or these jokes aren't going to be funny in a few months."
Angela: "Ugh, I have to go to the bathroom again. You have to go a lot when you are pregnant."
Unnamed male employee: "It's all mental."
Angela: "I'm not saying I'm sick or tired...I'm saying I need to go to the bathroom. Mental?"
Unnamed male boss: "Wow, you are totally huge. You are really showing"
(reality check: I have a tiny bump, I've gained a total of 4 lbs)
Angela fires back: "Really, umm...how about you turn to the side so I can see your profile. I'm pretty sure your stomach looks more pregnant than my 3 MONTH PREGNANT STOMACH."
Nice one huh? haha. He deserved it. Don't worry. :)